life really is too short for "what ifs" and stupid nonsense like that. so i'm going to go insane and jump off a building. come on, you only live once. why NOT jump off a building?

ways to die

1. jump off a building
2. drink poison or any thing that'll kill you for that matter
3. roll off a cliff, enjoy the breeze at the same time
4. get a hitman to kill you, remember you don't know the time or place you're going to die. it makes it more fun
5. stick any sharp object thru our chest and pray that it'll hit. any failure to properly die could be very painful
6. die from carbon monoxide posioning in a car that has the engine running but is stationary
7. smoke or do pot. sooner or later, it'll do you in.
8. hit head repeatedly on tree or wall. blame the government for putting stuff in ur way
9. get knock down by a vehicle. sue the driver if you're still alive
10. tell any insane anime person that u hate that anime like it's not even worthy to be made into an anime or manga. ( the person has to be SERIOUSLY INSANE)